Ginger’s panting at the door, saying, ‘Take me to the park! I’m all alone. I need friends.’
Took a full year for Muttin Chops to get back to normal after Doug and I broke up.
Did someone overeat? Baxter! Is someone feeling guilty?
Bella’s not big on vacations. She’s like, ‘Where’s my routine? I want some structure!’
Watch it kiddos. Lucy looks innocent, but she’ll hump anything that moves.
You wouldn’t believe how scared Tinkles was, all alone, the only wiener in the whole mall.
Mimi doesn’t trust men. Not right away.
Maestro says, ‘Enough already! Would someone just touch me!’
Toots is a lover, all right. But boy can she get jealous.
Misty’s nervous around kids. Stresses the hell out of her!
No, Annie wouldn’t make a good mother. She’s too into herself.
Hank is the horny one. But ole Jinxy just ignores him, shuts down, and acts grumpy.
Oh, Cinnamon. Everyone thinks you’re a mean ole bitch.
The Duke’s depressed! With the holiday over and the kids gone, it’s like he’s got nothing to look forward to.
You know, these Dachshunds will tolerate disrespect for so long. Then, one day, you wake up and they’re gone.